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I am facing history with little to no irony.
~ Saturday, August 14 ~
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ONE: TEN THINGS YOU WANT TO SAY TO TEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT NOW

  1. I have been planning out my text message to you for six hours now, and I’ll probably pussy out and not send it. It isn’t even an important statement. I just want to talk to you.
  2. You have complete and utter control over me sexually. I don’t even understand why. 
  3. I am so sorry for you.
  4. I am sorry for what I have done to you and what I will do to you. 
  5. Your situation sucks, but I think you can make it work. You are a smart girl.
  6. I WOULD JOIN ANY FACEBOOK GROUP YOU INVITE ME TO, EVEN IF YOU SEND OUT INVITES TO EVERYONE. 
  7. shut up shut up shut up i do not and never will care SHUT THE FUCK UP
  8. Number seven was not directed at you.
  9. I wish we were friends. Our relationship is perpetually that before friendship state, even though we both know it would be awesome if we were actually friends. Now you are going to college in New York. GUESS THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
  10. Respond to my text please. You are making me anxious.


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doing this tonight because i’m bored.

infinitebecca:

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

Day Two: Nine things about yourself.

Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.

Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.

Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.

Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)

Day Seven: Four turn offs.

Day Eight: Three turn ons.

Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.

Day Ten: One confession.

i just decided im going to do this all tonight too

hate on me haterz, now or later


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fuckyeahgiantpanda:

Following the May 12, 2008 earthquake in China, this terrified giant panda grabs the leg of a policeman.
By Photo Tractatus.

fuckyeahgiantpanda:

Following the May 12, 2008 earthquake in China, this terrified giant panda grabs the leg of a policeman.

By Photo Tractatus.


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afternoonsnoozebutton:

Thinkgeek just made this shirt, and I want it. To get to the thinkgeek site, click the picture.
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I have this, except it has a cute little cape printed on the shirt too.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Thinkgeek just made this shirt, and I want it. To get to the thinkgeek site, click the picture.

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I have this, except it has a cute little cape printed on the shirt too.


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~ Wednesday, August 4 ~
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MY SHIRT CAME IN LOOK AT HOW AWESOME IT IS YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAY

MY SHIRT CAME IN LOOK AT HOW AWESOME IT IS YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAY

Tags: hipster teenage mutant ninja turtles
~ Monday, August 2 ~
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-believeinnarwhals:

barakatjack-:

sirmixalott:

mariahh-:

peacecoffeeandfeathers:(via sugarsugarrrr)




the other day,  i had a fried pickle
it put pickles at a whole new level

-believeinnarwhals:

barakatjack-:

sirmixalott:

mariahh-:

peacecoffeeandfeathers:(via sugarsugarrrr)

the other day,  i had a fried pickle

it put pickles at a whole new level


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hi i have this 

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hi i have this 


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